| A Cool Story |
[Jul. 25th, 2004|09:52 pm] |
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One day there was a pass
It was very angry
Why is this you ask?
It was because he wanted an orange
So, he called his friend Jethro Tull
And then he asked Mr. Tull for an orange
Mr tull said, "Blah, you are Thick as a Brick!"
And he hung up.
The pass was very angry... again...
The pass went and sat in a corner
He listened to some music about angsty teenage strife and people dying
Then, he went to a gun store
He was about to buy a gun to kill some people..
But then...
He saw that the store was also selling oranges
So he ate one
He was very un-angry and very yes-happy
But then he died
He forgot to read the warning on the orange box that said,
"Caution only for use in orange launchers- Not for eating!"
...
Well, the Pass realized his stupidity whilst he was in teh afterlife
So...
He was angry again. |
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