http://rakemandezna.livejournal.com/ I am a seething ball of charisma! - LiveJournal.com Mon, 26 Jul 2004 01:54:58 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com rakemandezna 3944359 personal NOINDEX http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/17765887/3944359 http://rakemandezna.livejournal.com/ 80 80 http://rakemandezna.livejournal.com/529.html Mon, 26 Jul 2004 01:54:58 GMT http://rakemandezna.livejournal.com/529.html One day there was a pass<br />It was very angry<br />Why is this you ask?<br />It was because he wanted an orange<br />So, he called his friend Jethro Tull<br />And then he asked Mr. Tull for an orange<br />Mr tull said, "Blah, you are Thick as a Brick!"<br />And he hung up.<br />The pass was very angry... again...<br />The pass went and sat in a corner<br />He listened to some music about angsty teenage strife and people dying<br />Then, he went to a gun store<br />He was about to buy a gun to kill some people..<br />But then...<br />He saw that the store was also selling oranges<br />So he ate one<br />He was very un-angry and very yes-happy<br />But then he died<br />He forgot to read the warning on the orange box that said,<br />"Caution only for use in orange launchers- Not for eating!"<br />...<br />Well, the Pass realized his stupidity whilst he was in teh afterlife<br />So...<br />He was angry again. http://rakemandezna.livejournal.com/529.html still none still none amused public 2